Look. No apologies. It was a catchy pop song.

Overplayed? Maybe. But when was the last time you could actually say that and mean it? If the music industry is dying, it’s having one hell of a spastic seizure on the way out: Rhianna and Coldplay are releasing singles every fifteen minutes (sometimes at the same time); David Guetta has got everyone convinced the theme from Mortal Kombat is a good place to go musically, and Berry Gordy’s son and grandson (not joking) just played halftime at the Super Bowl. So how does radio have the time to overplay anything?